Meanwhile as a preview for tonight’s show here’s a quick audio review of Bludgeon that goes over some of the highlights from the other review. Give a listen here, or wait and catch it with added discussion in tonight’s show.

TRT 3:59

ExVee is brought to you today by the letter X and the number 5, and also by Mountain Dew Throwback, which has been RUINED FOREVER.

See, over the summer when Throwback first came out, it had a clear intent. It was rereleasing the old formula, including being sweetened with real sugar, taking Dew back to its roots as essentially yellow sugar water. At some point along the way, Pepsico decided to add orange juice concentrate, as well as a bunch of other shelf-stabilizer chemicals and junk, leading to the well known flavor of Mountain Dew today, which Kilby describes as “vomit.” I am not inclined to disagree.

Right, so fast forward to December 28th. Mountain Dew (and Pepsi but who the hell cares about that crap?) Throwback is to be released for a second eight week run. Joy! For while being severly under-carbonated, Mountain Dew Throwback tasted wonderful and not vomit-like. Non-Vomitous, if you will. I scoured everywhere I could to try to obtain a sample on the very first day, and finally succeeded at a gas station. Yay convenience stores! Upon first taste of this long awaited return, I immediately knew it was wrong. Oh, so terribly wrong. A quick glance to the ingredients proved my belief. Mountain Dew Throwback, version 2 contained such lovelies as orange juice concentrate, and all manner of chemical additives I fear to investigate. In effect, Throwback Second Version is regular old Mountain Dew, except made with sugar as opposed to corn syrup. We are crushed, and severely disappointed. More maddening was that the new batch was actually as carbonated as I had wanted the first run to be. But what good is that if it does not have that special taste of my youth?

…well, okay. Vomit was also a taste of my youth (I was an unwell child) but that isn’t the particular memory I’d like to relive.

Why, oh why did you have to lead me along for all these months, only to substitute the object of my desire for some homeless guy in a dress? Pepsico, you have ruined my life.

Also, new It Figures! update today, featuring the long-awaited upgrade kit for the City Commander upgrade kit. …what? Didn’t JD just talk about upgrading upgrades recently?

The only justification I can come up with though is that the separate release of the extra accessories wasn’t the driving force here, and that FansProject just wanted to make sure anybody who had a first-series City Commander had access to the new stuff like someone buying this year’s rerelease would.

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There’s a thing in fandoms built around long running properties. They start to get “Old Fans”.

Now, these people might be younger than you or I, age really has little to do with it. The important part seems to be that they’ve been on the bandwagon from an early point.

What will happen is that at some point a change of some magnitude will occur. Toys get redesigned, a TV show or comic takes a different approach, or maybe they add a new marshmallow to Lucky Charms. It doesn’t really matter. Often when this happens, some fans will find the new changes distasteful. And while a majority of the people may respond in a reasonable way, there’s always a select few who totally flip out.

The most frequent behavior I observe from this level of reactionary fandom is the inexplicable phenomenon of continuing to expose themselves to the thing they can’t stand seemingly for no reason other than to have an excuse to sit on a newsgroup, or now more likely a message board and air their grievances at any available opportunity.

Recently a troubling realization struck me. It seemed that I had started down the road to being just one of those Old Fans.

I’ve been a fan of Stargate since the beginning (the shows, not so much the movie). I’ve enjoyed the style, the writing, and the characters for over a decade. But then this year, Stargate Universe came along. And it was a complete shift in tone and style. I decided after the first few episodes I really didn’t like how it was being done. But it’s Stargate! I’ve never given up on Stargate before!

But it didn’t stop there. In the past few weeks, I’ve realized that I have been engaging in certain undesirable behaviors. Like looking as hard as I could at every episode to find as much fault as possible. I discovered that as I would read other people’s thoughts about the show every week, I decided that they must be retarded, or otherwise mentally defective to be enjoying this show.

Each week, the progression of my decline into this frightening state of self-destructive fandom became greater, and the extent of my behaviors would increase to match.

I was becoming the fan I hate.

I have always said when confronted with this kind of person that they need to remove themselves from the thing that obviously makes them so crazy. It doesn’t make any sense to sit and inflict it upon yourself, and even worse to then broadcast your hatred on to others.

I have always believed that a state of fandom should be about the enjoyment of a thing. That, if you have no positive feelings at all, you’re not a fan anymore. Everyone will have complaints, but it’s whether you temper that with genuine love and joy that makes this distinction.

I have neither love for nor joy in Stargate Universe. This does not change the fact that I was and still am a fan of Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. But I don’t have to enjoy it, or try to enjoy it, and certainly I do not need to force myself to watch Universe just because it is Stargate. And above all else, I need to stop watching it in the hope that it will fail horribly so everyone involved will understand they were wrong to take this direction.

So, will I quit watching Stargate Universe? Maybe, I don’t know. But if I do continue watching it, I believe I need to watch it from a point of view of trying to find something to enjoy in it instead of scrutinizing every episode for faults I can latch on to that will support my belief in how completely wrong the show is.

This isn’t the first time I’ve gone through a stage like this, but it is the first time that it took me so long to realize what I was doing. Hopefully I can learn from this and not fall into the same trap next time.

And just maybe someone else can learn a little bit from this and avoid going down this road to start with.

I haven’t gone back to McDonald’s since that last posting, either. Thankfully I found no foreign materials in the Burger King I had a few days ago. Surely The King would not allow such things to take place. Gonna have to go back and get some more of those double cheeseburgers before they end the $1 promotion. Good deal right there.

Though right now I’ve got a mad craving for some pizza.

TRT 1:51

As if that’s not bad enough, I didn’t even get any good Monopoly pieces.

TRT 3:01

Um. Just disregard all the things that say “episode 4” since I forgot the pilot is really the first two episodes. Oops. Episode 5 it is!

So, here’s my first post to this thing that I didn’t even want. Kilby’s kind of pushy. I only agreed to take this because I figured I’d soon enough make him regret the idea. Ha ha ha. </Computer> My real intent here is to start doing a sound log, which I have decided I will name Slog. Sadly connection to the TF character is purely coincidental. Too bad Brian’s typo got him the “Audio Blot” name. I’d totally have named this after Blot, since I intend to fill it with crap.

Hm, guess I should make a header graphic for this or something.