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Bandai Japan tries to steal your money (or possibly soul) with Figuarts CycloneAccelXtreme. Japanese 7-11 stores to offer Masked Rider image microfiber mini-towels. Power Rangers Samurai to participate in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Also will have sneak preview Thanksgiving Day. No Goseiger this week to be balanced by no OOO next week. (sad ExVee) Twitter…

MMPR2010 White Ranger spotted in a store, or is it all an elaborate Bandai deception? OOO’s second Rider: Birth! Movie Wars 2011 villain, Masked Rider Core (he’s on fire!) Two Goseiger episodes; I’m sorry. But not as sorry as I am. Meanwhile, on OOO …hey, waitaminute. Was there even a cake in this episode?! Twitter…

Still no real news. Instead we talk about Koji Kikkawa and Maki Ohguro as the odd couple of Rider theme song duos, and Episodes running on powerrangers.com in the past and the future. Paladin reviews the Thunder Megazord. Or is it the Mega Thunderzord? Goseiger didn’t make press time. OOO: Bitch School is replaced by…

Bandai America Twitter claims MMPR 2010 White Ranger is out. We don’t believe it either. We had nothing to talk about. Paladin reviews GoseiUltimate Goseiger meets Metal Alice. Still not worth watching. OOO: Bitch School-girl learns the value of a dollar. …or yen. I guess. And the Rider Form song that nobody can sing! Adaptation…

Saban Power Rangers promo, featuring costumed cast of PR: Samurai (Pajamas or scrubs? You decide!) Gosei Ultimate is the ultimate expression of Goseiger, by which we mean it sucks hard. Argh, Goseiger. Masked Rider OOO: Scary evil schoolgirl monsters! On Ryukendo, learn a new use for public restrooms and find the exact place to jam…

  Power Rangers: Samurai. (seriously?) Not-so-new toys! Argh, Goseiger. Masked Rider OOO: Baked goods and Apple product-placement! Remember, kids: Cell phones aren’t to be thrown. This important message brought to you by Keitai Sousakan 7  

Not-so-new toys! 145 days of Power Rangers ends January 31st. New season at some point after that, I’d imagine. Argh, Goseiger. “Your mom is coming up O’s” —FortMax Chinese-original toku-style series Armor Hero. About as impressive as it sounds, sadly. Mentioned in the show: ”After 10,000 years I’m free…”

Nothing happened this week. GoseiUltimate Candy Toy Saban basically tells you when the next Power Rangers series will start; if only any of us could do math. We remain happy with OOO. It goes without saying that twice the Goseiger is twice the suffering. Tomica Hero Rescue Force The Movie and The Explosive Run! (seriously)…

Goukaiger: Rumored pirate sentai?! Is Japan remorseful for Goseiger?! The finale of Masked Rider W …until the winter movie, probably. The premiere of Masked Rider OOO. We are pleased. Goseiger. Eh. Alien Rangers of Aquitar. ExVee is mean to his people. Mentioned in the show: HeyMickey’s Ankh avatar Boukenger monster design inspirations Kakuranger’s Hanarangers (“Psycho-Chick…

In celebration of the 17th anniversary of Power Rangers: The end of MMPR:Remastered Hooray, a Gosei-Free week! (almost) We’re intentionally dragging our heels getting to the end of Masked Rider W. FortMax talks about more candy toys The awesomest series-ender ever: Countdown To Destruction. Next week: Aqualien Rangers (also known as Mighty Morphin’ Alien Rangers)…